Those Years I Opened a Zoo

Written by Marshmallow Bunny

After graduation, I hit rock bottom—then inherited a bankrupt zoo. Lucky me.

Then came the “animals”: Luya, Daji, Bai Suzhen, a black bear who critiques management. None of them belong in a biology book—but here they are, on payroll.

I dream about foot traffic. Literally. Ghosts complain about HR. Visitors need ID checks just to stand near Luya.

Years later at our company dinner, I toasted:
“Luya drifted jobless for millennia before finally becoming… a zoo animal.”

Luya: 😐
Still wondering how this became his life.

Honestly? Me too.